Xena's "No Harm Done" flavour texts: (season 4)

Adventures In The Sin Trade: (episode 1)
No Dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.

Adventures In The Sin Trade 2: (episode 2)
Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

A Family Affair: (episode 3)
No Spike-Skinned, Beast-like, Incredibly Hungry Offspring who can't stand the sun were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

In Sickness And In Hell: (episode 4)
No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during the production of this motion picture.

A Good Day: (episode 5)
No Permanent Battle Scars were inflicted during the production of this motion picture.

A Tale Of Two Muses: (episode 6)
No Self-Righteous Magistrates intent ob suppressing the basic human right freedom of expression were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

Locked Up And Tied Down: (episode 7)
No Rabid Flesh-Eating Crabs were cooked during the production of this motion picture.

Crusader: (episode 8)
Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

Past Imperfect: (episode 9)
Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture.

The Key To The Kindom: (episode 10)
No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origin, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

Daughter Of Pomira: (episode 11)
No Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Lakota toti-Bonai. Solu bonai.

If The Shoe Fits...: (episode 12)
No fractured fables were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

Paradise Found: (episode 13)
Paradise was found but not necessarily embraced during the production of this motion picture.

Between The Lines: (episode 15)
Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hair during the production of this motion picture.

The Play's The Thing: (episode 17)
Although no great literary works of art were harmed or plagiarized, a few thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion picture.

The Convert: (episode 18)
Argo's gastrointestinal condition was cleared up upon clompetion of this motion picture.

Takes One To Know One: (episode 19)
Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this motion picture.

Endgame: (episode 20)
Pompey's reign came to a head during the production of this motion picure.

The Idles Of March: (episode 21)
Xena & Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion picture.

Déjà Vu all Over Again: (episode 22)
No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture. However, ru,ors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed.